Confucius cat say that the Top 5 reasons to jump on your canine housemate:
5. The canine begs you to play by lying down within leaping distance of the table you're lying on.
4. The humans in your house are sleeping and you're hungry.
3. A trampoline isn't available.
2. You had a lot of catnip.
And the number 1 reason to jump on your canine housemate is:
1. Because she's there!!!!!!!!